Life's too short. I'm not.

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australiansanta:

i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal

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stuff that took me a while to understand #3 (via pressing)

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When it’s over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower.

ludakristen:

kims-possible:

ludakristen:

*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo

Ok so real talk I dated this guy for a while and whenever I went down on him I would tie my hair up. He told me later that I had accidentally conditioned him so that anytime I put my hair up around him he would immediately get a boner.

This is amazing

This is true power

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

my original statement stands

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